I Don't Even
I Don't Even

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via uniquevivz)

kebab-child:

moonprismpwr:

source: (x)

I’m a kebabe, for real
kebab-child:

I’m a kebabe, for real
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via insignificuntlytrue)

abominatixn:

i don’t follow girl code tbh ill like and be with whoever i want. your past doesn’t determine my future goodbye

(via denotion)

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bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me


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